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Obama: Made in Kenya

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Published: October 4, 2009Posted in: News Reel, Political Emails, SatireTags: , ,

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE [...]

The Difference Between a Liberal and Conservative

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Published: October 4, 2009Posted in: News Reel, Political Emails, SatireTags: , , , ,

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one. If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.  If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about [...]

Little Girl & Obama on a Plane Discussing Healthcare

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Published: September 23, 2009Posted in: News Reel, SatireTags: , , ,

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on a jetliner headed from Washington, DC to LA when he turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had been playing with her Gameboy, turned it off and said to the [...]

Obama’s Favorite Bible Verse

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Published: September 23, 2009Posted in: God in Government, News Reel, Opinion, Political Emails, SatireTags: , , ,

Obama favorite Bible verse I thought this was very interesting! The Lord has a way of revealing those of us who know Him and those that don’t! Think about this!?   Obama gave a big speech about how his faith is so important to him, in an attempt to convince the American people that he should be [...]

Welfare – Drug Test

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Published: September 23, 2009Posted in: News Reel, Political Emails, SatireTags: , ,

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random [...]

Obama Turtle

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Published: September 15, 2009Posted in: News Reel, Political Emails, SatireTags: ,

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president.  The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama [...]

The Reader’s Pages

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Published: September 8, 2009Posted in: Opinion, Political Emails, Professional Opposition, Satire, Wow TopicsTags: ,

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