Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on a jetliner headed from Washington, DC to LA when he turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had been playing with her Gameboy, turned it off and said to the President, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about health care?’ and he smiles.
“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass, yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
The President, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
The little girl resumes playing with her Gameboy and replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss health care when you don’t know shit?”
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